Man the ramparts, man the ramparts.

Hold onto your britches gents! Here come the lads in kilts!

It's not my britches, it's my walletski I'm worried about.

Irn Bru and Haggis hits NJ - WooooooHooooo!!!!!

Care for a Hot Pocket?

If that's the same as a hot foot of yore, then no, too close to home.

Hot Pocket you dolt!!!!! A toaster/microwave sandwich thingy!!!! I t was referenced in all 3 AP movies!!!!!!

I blame Canada!!!!!

Goofus, imbizil.

Gargantuam-headed fule!!!!

It's a conspiracy. (really, who's in it) The queen, the pope, the Gettys, the Rothschilds and the Colone, well, it was him before he went tits up.
Oohh, you're going ta buy ma chicken. Him, with his wee beady eyes. It's the 11 secret herbs and spices that make me crave it fortnightly.

<Picks up phone, dials rapidly>

Yes, hello? Winnipeg "Happy Home"? I've got a live one for ya... yes, yes - he is dangerous but only to himself. I can't give you his address as that would be breaking a confidence but I can tell you a few facts that will help you track him down:

1. He smells of cabbage and not faintly.
2. He's got a penchant for Labatt's Blue... what? You serve that in kindergarten?
3. He most likely will be found in the company of other loons... No! He's not a member of the local government!!!!
4. He's never met a person he didn't like.
5. He most certainly is wearing either Undeross or poopy pants...
6. My address? Why?