Do you have questions about bush trimming, the Bush Master certification exam, Barbara Bush, or anything about a bush? Ask them here and get answers from the bush experts at 4peeps including Zim, a certified 5th level Bush Master!

WHo is hotter Barbara or Jenna?

If they both pass out drunk... does it really matter?

BWAHAHAHAA

What can the Bush Master tell us about snakes in bushes?

Where can I get some bush trimming experience?

Is one in the hand still considered better than two in the bush?

We bush masters like to say any bush is a good bush if you can give it a good shaking and as long as it's not producing pus. Those bushes we prefer to avoid like the plague. Which of course they carry.





There are many snakes that prefer to make there homes in various kinds of bushes. The Fetisiilius for example likes to make it's home in bushes the have lots of leaves, a bushy bush if you will. The Constaneructus loves the bushes so much that's where spends most of his time. Some snakes are rather strange and prefer to make there homes in a pseudo bush, the Analitius or the back door bush.




I recommend growing your own bush and practicing on that. Careful around the root of the bush as a injury here could permanently cripple your bush. Or if your lucky find a friend who as a bush and ask to practice on theirs.




That depends on what you have in your hand. If is a bush and two more bushes are available try watering the bush with alcohol and then see if you can get all three in your hand. When in doubt just try to get yourself in any bush and not in your hand.

When landscaping, try not to plant your bushes too close to the house, the wife may not want them there. Bushes should be kept a discreet distance from the house, also don't keep them to close to each other.

Is it true that a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the Bush?

If you scroll back a bit you see that Zim answered this question Bull.

Damn, I am slow today (more-so than usual).

Fine, then is bush cheese a good thing or generally a bad thing?

Poxy bushes have been covered also. But not by me. hahahahahaha.

what can I do about those red bumps when I shave?

oh, c'mon you bunch of blushing pansies--- you HAD to know someone woudl take the thread there.....

Try exfoliating.

But you're supposed to wait for the Bush Master to respond!

well that'd be better than using the "stolen from the hotel" cucumber and ginseng lotion....

- always walk around with a craving for salad after that...

TMI!!!!!

TMI!!!!!

<Begins mixing "chemical lobotomy">

oh c'mon-- it's all in fun....

It depends on the Quality of the bird in the hand.

True, true.

Red bumps are common when trimming your bush. It the green ones you have to worry about. The best solutions to the red bumps plant another bush on top of the one you just trimmed.

Cool! I haven't used this in a while!

Nice to see you back, surv1 and posting.

Are all bushes edible?

Depends if they are well travelled or have a bug problem. May vary by foliage and leaf pattern. Check your local garden supply store/local nursery for more details.

Couldn't you eat the bush "cheese"?

I don't trim bushes, I just mash them down.

Don't shave, use Duct tape, pull quick.

Very good advice Goofproof! Do you recommend taking something for the pain before or after this procedure? Possibly morphene?

What do you do after you've been in a "burning bush"?

Put it out with some pumping action.

Water pumping action that is.

Tell the bush proprietor how much you love them, sing their praises and make sure that the bush it thoroughly taken care of in all the proper ways: feeding, watering, attention and post bush cuddling. Most important.

WHat happens if your bush has an "off" odor?

Burn your clothes and,

Powder with DDT.

What was Moses really up to on the Mount with that burning bush?

Isn't that between him and the bush and His God?