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expect sales of kleenex to go up this month, it looks like...
<good lord I have some twisted friends, to send me such an article....>
Full Version: Finally a month I can get behind....
There are those among us who celebrate May every month. LOL. I would point fingers but I'm busy.
:not saying a word: :nonono:
QUOTE(the_burner @ May 18 2004, 12:41 PM)
There are those among us who celebrate May every month. LOL. I would point fingers but I'm busy.
Busy doing what, exactly?
Or don't I really want to know?
I thought it was going to a link about National Outdoor Sex Day. That was a week or two ago...
QUOTE(The GazMeister @ May 18 2004, 10:38 AM)
QUOTE(the_burner @ May 18 2004, 12:41 PM)
There are those among us who celebrate May every month. LOL. I would point fingers but I'm busy.
Busy doing what, exactly?
Or don't I really want to know?
Well lad, if he can't point fingers...
Shall I draw you a picture?
Would we be able to see a picture that small?
Anyway I have some celebrating to do. I'll be right back and I promise to wash my hands.
Anyway I have some celebrating to do. I'll be right back and I promise to wash my hands.
QUOTE(wdoll @ May 18 2004, 07:33 PM)
QUOTE(The GazMeister @ May 18 2004, 10:38 AM)
QUOTE(the_burner @ May 18 2004, 12:41 PM)
There are those among us who celebrate May every month. LOL. I would point fingers but I'm busy.
Busy doing what, exactly?
Or don't I really want to know?
Well lad, if he can't point fingers...
Shall I draw you a picture?
I was pointing, in a way.
I'm pretty busy shooting storks.
Off to the rodeo, so to speak?? LOL. 
With a baloney pony? 
Ham and finger sandwich?
Pork roll?
Knuckle Shuffle??
Hanging hot dog?
Hot beef treat?
Meat and two veg?
Branch and berries, wedding tackle?
Meat thermometer?
HBI. (Hot Beef Injection) PSTU (Pink Steel Tune up) lol.
What about pocket rocket?
Hot pocket rocket?
If hot and schweaty is what you are going for then sure...
I am not, maybe someone else is.
Tube steak smothered in underwear?
J. Arthur?
Rank, that is.
Rank, that is.
Waxing the carrot?
Polishing the pink pipe?
Spanking the monkey?
Slapping the salami?
Priming the pump?
Pulling the pud?
Saying hello to Rosie and her five sisters?
Saying hello to Palmela Handerson??
Saying hello to Rosie and her five sisters?
Saying hello to Palmela Handerson??
Knocking out the one-eyed champ?
Playing the skin flute?
QUOTE(amandabobanda @ May 22 2004, 03:04 PM)
Playing the skin flute?
I thought that one was for a two-person activity.
QUOTE(Felix4067 @ May 23 2004, 01:05 AM)
I thought that one was for a two-person activity.
Unless you're very supple...
QUOTE(The GazMeister @ May 23 2004, 06:04 AM)
Unless you're very supple...
Ouch... I'm dialing the chiro just thinking about it.
Beating the bishop.
Guitar solo.
QUOTE(The GazMeister @ May 23 2004, 06:04 AM)
Unless you're very supple...
I'd have to be more than supple!
Wacking the weasal.
Gives new meaning to "Pop goes the weasal"
Gives new meaning to "Pop goes the weasal"
QUOTE(The GazMeister @ May 23 2004, 03:04 AM)
Unless you're very supple...
Well, it's possible!!
QUOTE(amandabobanda @ May 23 2004, 08:26 PM)
Well, it's possible!!
One hesitates to ask how you know...
Um, yeah... you hesitated all right. 
QUOTE(The GazMeister @ May 23 2004, 01:10 PM)
One hesitates to ask how you know...
Would you like some resources?
One for the ladies: "Petting the kitty"...
Me-yow!
Me-yow!
somehow I think if I asked you if I could pet the kitty, you'd slug me
Yes... with a very heavy and blunt object. (No, not the_burner)
One of these days, POW!!! Right to the moon.
Hush...
Skinning the hot dog!
Skinning the hot dog!
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