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Couple's no-sex blunder
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A COUPLE who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage to find out why they could not have kids were shocked to find out they needed to have SEX.
The German couple attended the University Clinic of Lubek and had a series of examinations, which showed they were both fertile, website News24.com reported.
A clinic spokesman said: "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?".
"We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."
The 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband are now being given sex therapy lessons while the university clinic undertakes a study to try to find out if there are more couples with a similar lack of sex education.
Full Version: Those Germans sure are smart!
I bet they more than made up for lost time 
I guess they never got the birds and bees chat from their parents either...
The one I got from my parents was "don't do it!"
The one I got from my parents was "don't do it!"
How do you try for 8 years that is what I am more interested in.
Did they think a stork delivers them a child ?
QUOTE(Jason @ May 18 2004, 02:52 PM)
Did they think a stork delivers them a child ?
What? thats how it happens right?
There is an IDENTICLE STORY in "Catch 22" by Joseph Heller
OMFG!!!! I cannot believe it's real... Catch 22 was fiction!
OMFG!!!! I cannot believe it's real... Catch 22 was fiction!
no f'in way.
Noone can be that stupid. It's ingrained in the genes to procreate.
Noone can be that stupid. It's ingrained in the genes to procreate.
I sure hope nobody told them how, they are too dumb to procreate. Just tell them to keep praying for a child. A sterile birth in there case would be a blessing. 
QUOTE(odie @ May 18 2004, 02:25 PM)
What? thats how it happens right?
After the fifth child I started shooting storks, I now have 5 children a boy and four girls and 1789 dead storks.
QUOTE(Goofproof @ May 18 2004, 03:12 PM)
After the fifth child I started shooting storks, I now have 5 children a boy and four girls and 1789 dead storks.
Bwahhahahahahahahhahaha. Very funny GP.
If that a rough estimate on the storks or a headboard record? 
QUOTE(Goofproof @ May 18 2004, 11:12 PM)
After the fifth child I started shooting storks, I now have 5 children a boy and four girls and 1789 dead storks.
definitely better than 1794 kids
Was haben sie gesagt? Meinst du das? Oder sagst du das, nur so?
QUOTE(the_burner @ May 18 2004, 06:15 PM)
Bwahhahahahahahahhahaha. Very funny GP. If that a rough estimate on the storks or a headboard record?
If that a rough estimate on the storks or a headboard record? that's the nice thing about sniping- it's easy to keep trak of the killsheet.
Police up your brass. # of spent cartridges= number of storks gone bye-bye.....
QUOTE(AceHigh @ May 18 2004, 08:18 PM)
Was haben sie gesagt? Meinst du das? Oder sagst du das, nur so?
Which translates to:
"Special Purpose? OHHHHh... so THAT'S what that is for!"
<apologies to Steve Martin in "The Jerk">
QUOTE(burntkat @ May 18 2004, 08:29 PM)
Which translates to:
"Special Purpose? OHHHHh... so THAT'S what that is for!"
<apologies to Steve Martin in "The Jerk">
"Special Purpose? OHHHHh... so THAT'S what that is for!"
<apologies to Steve Martin in "The Jerk">
OOOhhh, can't believe you said that. WENCH!!!!!!! LOL j/k BK.
QUOTE(the_burner @ May 18 2004, 05:15 PM)
Bwahhahahahahahahhahaha. Very funny GP. If that a rough estimate on the storks or a headboard record?
If that a rough estimate on the storks or a headboard record? Carved on Headboard, now shooting blanks trying to scare them away!
QUOTE(burntkat @ May 18 2004, 08:29 PM)
that's the nice thing about sniping- it's easy to keep trak of the killsheet.
Police up your brass. # of spent cartridges= number of storks gone bye-bye.....
Police up your brass. # of spent cartridges= number of storks gone bye-bye.....
That don't work for me, twice two of the shots killed two storks with one shell. The varmints were bringing twins.
QUOTE(Goofproof @ May 18 2004, 09:30 PM)
QUOTE(burntkat @ May 18 2004, 08:29 PM)
that's the nice thing about sniping- it's easy to keep trak of the killsheet.
Police up your brass. # of spent cartridges= number of storks gone bye-bye.....
Police up your brass. # of spent cartridges= number of storks gone bye-bye.....
That don't work for me, twice two of the shots killed two storks with one shell. The varmints were bringing twins.
Catch them on the wing, the bundles won't make it, honest.
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