Have a look here for some information about the place you want to visit and some advice as what to avoid...

Tourist Advice

Pity it dont seem to say much about New Jersey.....

Cool. Thanks for the heads up.

advice for traveling to New Jersey:

1- if you see a blue-haired old woman in a jogging suit, ANYWHERE-- be very, very polite to her.

2- if you see anyone of the caucasion persuasion wearing lots of gold, be very polite as well. See item 1- there's a connection.

3- if person in #2 is carrying a "violin case"- be especially polite. In fact, do your best to be invisible and extricate yourself from his proximity....

watching "The Sopranos" would probably be a good idea for research.....


<more seriously-- smack Wdoll when you see him, for me...>

Thats because no one has left there yet......

I would like to spend a year travelling around the world.

That looks like a neat site!!

The teritiary pages wouldn't load.

Stereotyping!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But true.

'Tis not!!!!!

Is so, and don't deny it. So there. (pffffftttt. rude tongue sound)

You forget, we've seen your picture!

<loads sawed-off, checks hip pocket for ice pick and blackjack...>

Lads, it's time we talk...

Slams door shut, throwing of bolts, coffee table propped in front of door.

TGM turns into rapidly shrinking dot on the horizon.

"Rapidly shrinking" yur arse...

If only my arse was shrinking.

Heys guys play fair!......Hand Gaz a 12 bore Shotgun......carry on!

<Dons pin-striped suit with wide lapels>

Who's talking to youse?

Right on!! Lock and Load!!

<Aims, fires, flies backwards into a large bush>

Wow, got some kick.

You missed...

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YAY! Headshot!

You boys need serious couch time.

But I can't reach the PC from the couch!

wireless k.b. and mouse.

Electrodes strategically attached to buttocks...

Whatever floats your boat...

Not my boat... your, erm, *ahem*, ... nevermind.