Well anyway, here's the setup:
Apparently one of the girls in my appartment complex (Annalise) has an ex boyfriend who's a psycho (Orlando) She has a restraining order against him for her and her child, he's not allowed anywhere within 1000 feet of either of them. He doesn't care though, he's been coming around, sneaking around the premises, climbing over fences, jumping through windows, just generally trying to get into her appartment. Now, every single person that lives in my complex is my age, ranging from 18-21 years old or so, because I live RIGHT next door to college. Anyway, that's your introduction.
So last night Me, Joni, Brian, Van, Nicole, Amber & Christina were downstairs in the Rec Room of our complex, we were watchin a movie together just kickin back, minding our own business. Well Antionette (she works here at night to keep an eye on the place) comes RUNNING out screaming my name, so I'm trippin out like wtf. "Jim, Jim! Come here somebody is over here!" First thing that comes to my mind is that Orlando fag, second thing that comes to my mind is that I get to lay down a good 'ol fashioned ass whoopin on some filthy woman beater. I come flying out the door followed by a few of the girls, I don't know which ones I was too exited
. Anyway, I run around this corner and see some fool standing there. Now mind you it's about 1am and there aren't any lights back there, so it was pitch black, Antionette had a flashlight. So imagine looking back here in pitch black at 1am and seeing a shadow.I must admit that by this time I was a little bit frightened because I hate not being able to see my enemy. My heart was beating at least a gagillion times per second as he took off around the corner. So I booked it and headed out this way towards where you can see the back of the white PT Cruiser under the bay (there's a door there you'll see) I ran that way because that corner goes back behind the complex, between it and our wall. Well it connect back on the other side and since i didn't feel like running through pitch black I thought I'd cut him off. Here is the other side where it connects. So I come running up to this door I fling it open and look through, this mother f*cker is half way over the fence by the time I get there! I started running full ass speed towards the fence, with random obsceneties coming out of my mouth
while I chased him.BAM, he was gone... wtf where'd he go? I didn't see him run anywhere and I could see over the brick wall and could tell that he didn't run. Then the thing that pissed me off was he peeked back around the wall, I could see the shadow through the slats of the wood fence. That was it, I was going after this mofo. I ran towards the fence again and hopped up onto it, by that time he was bookin it full speed down the fence, again as I yelled random obsceneties having something to do with his race... oh well.
I cruised back inside, people are freaking out, nicole doesn't want to sleep in her appartment tonight because he could get into her window (ground level) I offered her a bed for the night telling her she could sleep in mine and she was took me up on the offer
UNTIL!This is where it gets funny. Brian walks outside, says he's leaving. For no apparent reason, I'm just like, uhhhhh ok wtf?
Brian: "I have to go pick up my girlfriend."
Jim: "Where is she?"
Brian: "At the train station"
Jim: "Wtf is she doing there?"
Brian: "Crying, waiting till morning so she can go back to LA."
Jim: "WTF?"
Well, it turns out the "he" I was chasing was a female, and yup... you guessed it. Brian's girlfriend.
So now I'm feeling like quite an asshole, I thought back and never really got a good look at the person, just saw a shadow and my adrenaline got the best of me. It's a good thing I didn't catch her I guess. Although I couldn't help but laugh at the situation, everybody was. I did complement her later, girl's got mad hops! She jumped the fence in high heels faster than I could in shoes. Then again I'm 6'3 295 lbs. So now you might be wondering why the hell was brian's girlfriend sneaking around in the shadows? Heh, that's the first thing I asked. It turns out that she was trying to surprise Brian by showing up unannounced. I guess that didn't turn out so well, because you see, I live in a Gated Community in which you need a key or a code to get in, she had neither. So she decided to sneak in... WRONG MOVE!!!
So yea, anyway that was my adventure for last night
I must say it was fun while it lasted, and I was really in the mood to fight :p If Mike Tyson would have come up to me I would have been able to beat him down right then and there at that moment. There's nothing I hate more than women beaters 
He ended up bringing her back, at first she didn't want to, she said some skinhead looking guy was chasing her
(she's black) Brian says she was BAWLING her eyes out, I felt like sh*t. So when she came back I walked up to her, shook her hand and apologized, Brian explained the whole situation why everyone has been on edge lately what with Orlando running around and what not.So yea, that's my story
sorry it's so long just felt like telling someone"Damn it feels good to be a Gangsta"
