is it wrong to go running around the back yard stark-raving naked chanting "MY yard... MY tree.. MY grass...." etc, the first night you spend in your new house?

EDIT: perhaps that should be "nekkid"... since, as Lewis Grizzard used to say: "Naked is when you have no clothes on. Nekkid is when you have no clothes on, and are ENJOYING it".

<if you folks don't know the Southern wisdom that was Lewis Grizzard before cancer took him, you should read up. I recommend Dave Barry, too>

Hahahahaha, depends on the neighbors and whether they a prudes! 6 foot privacy fences do wonders. LOL

lmao! funny shit

Carl Hiaasen kills me too. Dave Barry and Carl Hiaasen both worked or did work for the Miami Herald. Of the two, Carl is by far the funnier, to me.

hey mate-- head over to the WDoll/Burner bar thread and tell me if I quoted properly in my last post.. can't seem to find it on the web...

indeed they do. Mine's only about 5'8", but it's enough to do the job for my vertically-challenged self. Plus, noone around here has a two-story- so no worries of interrupting someone's pre-bed stretch.

I can see DEFINITE possibilities next Sabbat.

Oy, won't be to hard to spot the loon in your 'hood.

what, the collection of weaponry I was shuttling in last night wasn't a clue?

Wonder how the electric would feel about a balefire next to the right-of-way?

Didn't I already suggest this to you????

which part? Don't think so....

WHen you were stressed yesterday, I said move in da buff - a breeze on the willy is VERY relaxing and... stimulating!

<drevil> There's nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's very... liberating>/drevil>?

Ah yes...

Unfortunately, HK and I have chain link and are surrounded bracketed by two-story houses.

But then again... <ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip>

<drops trou, heads outside>

Hey everyone!!!!! Look, I can do "the lasso"!!!!

Thank God you're a Moron. I.e. your pants are more on than off. Maybe you should carry this. (hands wd a LARGE magnifying glass and dashes away giggling hysterically) Na na na na na na na.......

But Burner, I don't want to look for your member...

Hee hee hee. Not mine, but nice try.

Uh-huh... "swing and a miss".

I know the feeling of home ownership. Just watch out it mosquotoe time.

But what about the nipple clips??????

clips?

HAH!

Wimp!

Connected to the invertor!!!!!!

Clothes pegs?

When I said "clips" I meant jumper-cable leads.

Ah, I was thinking like binder clips or something...or those clips on clipsboards, you know????

oh just get a couple spare holes and get it over with..

They're AWFUL fun and useful to scare off the religious zealots at 8am on a Saturday morning...

Scare off zealots? WTH do you hang from them? Virgins???

LOL-- maybe it's the fact they're there, coupled with the lack of clothing or modesty....

Crap... three piercings, three connecting chains?

nonono-- no chains connecting.

and three is only the ones above the neck. Although, to be sure, I haven't worn the earrings in a while. <Am debating on wearing them again, what with having lost a visible amount of weight and shaving my head now.