"Get your feet off my desk, get out of here, you stink, and we're not going to buy your product."

- Joe Keenan, President of Atari, responding to Steve Jobs' offer to sell him rights to the new personal compuer he and Steve Wozniak had developed. 1976

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you."

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds, that makes the catfish rank #1 for animal having the most taste buds.

The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

Flushing the toilet twice normally clears a bowel full.

i like jasons better

Fart in my room and recieve a punch

Teach parent to use ebay, they take over your comp

Charge 'em a 10% duty tax... it is coming threw your comp no?

Post pics of naked men and he will come(GR8 1).

i have problems