Heres a few of the ones I like :-

I think Coz and I should check them both for conceled weapons.
Its amazin were a women can hide a piece...ah..oh I mean a gun.

Goku: you are only 15, you should be looking at pictures of Matchbox cars done up in some nifty paint jobs... leave the women gawking to BigO and I.

nice Chainmail...