Mens rules for women
We always hear "the rules" from the female side.. Now here are the rules
from the male side.

These are our rules!
Print this out and pass to your partner for a greater understanding and/or
bashing:

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us biatching about you
leaving it down.

2. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can
find the perfect present yet again!

3. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

4. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short
hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women
always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.

5. Crying is blackmail.

6. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not
work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

7. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar.
Remind us frequently beforehand.

8. Most guys own about three pairs of shoes . What makes you think we'd be
any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your
dress?

9. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

10. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what
we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

11. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

12. Check the oil in your car occasionally! Please.

13. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact,
all comments become null and void after 7 days.

14. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to
answer.

15. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

16. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.
Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.[PJ]
(You can tell me what to do, or how to do it. You can't do both!)

17. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during the
commercials.

18. All men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach,
for example, is a fruit, not a colour. We have no idea what mauve is.

19. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

20. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading
ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

21. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

22. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you
don't want to hear.

23. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.
Really.

24. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as WRX's and mountain roads.

25. You have enough clothes.

26. You have too many shoes.

27. No you really do have too many shoes.

28. BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

29. I'm in shape. ROUND is a shape.

30. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I'll be sleeping on the couch
tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that, it's like camping.

http://www.4peeps.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1442 *cough*

not all the same though. i'll live by these too for sure

i c...got in an email..

YOU are too COOL. Its hard to find a man who will actually make a list of his faults and shortcomings. Way to go Man.

LOL, give um hell queen bw. HA HA HA.

let's see ur list...i bet urs is bigger than mine anyday Its in the genes :P

That is another male thing, worrying about who's is bigger. :wink:

mine is smaller i know... :wink: oh and by the way...I got that in an e-mail...didnt write that myself..BUT AND BUT but but...I posted it because i agree with alot of it :P OH and are u married queenie?

ÛñTø£Ð¤/ºªí//! You can agree with all of it, most of it is true (womenkind please forgive me) as is most of the women rules for men. And as for being married, been there, did that. Next time is for money

hehehe...ME TOO