Well now boys, you have to go easy on him, after all, I could say something about his last girlfriend,

, but I live in the same town as him and I am in the closest range of his firearm!

Besides, I was looking forward to Busch Gardens! I don't wanna have to meet you at your funerals, and trust me, he can be relentless. If he wants ya, he's gonna find ya! lol.
Queen BW, my conclusion, after several episodes of staring at it, I have decided, without a doubt, it's a penis.
UTP, thanks for ur cool sig, it really stirred my curiousity and imagination, way to keep me thinking (laughing) after a hard days work!
And Kingbob, go away with that.