The Laws of Men

Man Law #328 - Moaning about the brand of free beer in a friend's fridge is forbidden. Complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable

Man Laww 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally
killed and eaten by his buddies

Man Law- #78: Is crushing an empty beer can on your forehead acceptable?
No, modern, thinner cans make the feat less impressive than with cans of years past.

Man Law-#8675309- A weak handshake is punishble by maximum hand crushing force possible at said time

here's one that has been a question for men for thougsands of years
to be able date your best friend's ex-girlfriend? Only after six months, they say - and only if she's drop-dead gorgeous.

Man Law-#8574- Anything that could make you for any reason look like a crazy person....is not cool...it's just not

Man Law-#39458- Man shall not pass up a night out with the guys for a candle party with girlfriend...

Man Law-#596- Fishing is the new King Of Sports, because anything that food and beer is alright with me

Man Law-#6263- A man in a taxi is the ONLY time a man shall be in a yellow car

Man Law-#985- A man's pets shall naver wear clothes

Man Law-#7865- Man should be excited about fall because of football season...not because it 'opens things up in the wardrobe'

Man Law-#928374- The tippie roll shall always be the in the over-hand postion

Man Law-#1827- If a Man has a car that can 'lay rubber' he is obligated to do so from time to time

Man Law-#455- Men must get tans by 'accident' never credit card

Man Law-#12345- If a man is carring a ice chest that exceeds 20 lbs, he is entitled to the first beer

Man Law-#98723- No man shall aplly sunblock to another man's back, :The man will just take the burn

A man who calls 'shotgun' shall sit in the front seat of the vehicle. If a really tall, elderly, or a non-driver having a special event shall over-right this call. In disputes the driver shall make the final decision.

Man Law: Man should never be able to properly ID a clothing brand without lookin on the tag

Man Law: Women who 'claim' they love sports shall be treated as spies until proven knowledgable of said sport.

Man Law: Unless a women is present a buffer seat shall always be induced when male friends see a movie...also a theater shall never under any circumstance be called a cinema..

Man Law: Men shall ALWAYS hold a door for a lady...it's just the right thing to do

Man Law: If a person accidently drinks from your beer, it is forever more under their ownership and they must get you a fresh one.

Man Law: No man shall ever abondon his favorite team no matter how bad their losing.

Man Law: If you know a man longer then 1 buiness week...his sister and/or mother is off limits no matter how hot...

Man Law: You can only date a friend's sister and/or mother if you can A) take him in a fight B) give him your sister and/or mother's number C) give him lifetime tickets to his favorite sporting event


MAN LAW!

Man Law: it is acceptable for a man to use a dog as a wingman

Man Law: wearing socks with sandals is forbidden

Man Law: Rock-paper-scissors is a completely acceptable to use when arrguments cannot be decided with logic

Man Law: When walking in publinc, right of way applies, slow walkers must stay to the side

Man Law: When swatting at a insect, never do it yelling ' GET IT OFF"

Man Law: Teeth are the only acceptable nail clipper

Man Law: Man shall not nag another man, but a firm stare is acceptable

Man Law: NEVER UNDER FOR ANY REASON throw away a baseball hat

Man Law: foul balls are to be caught in the air, not retrieved

Man Law: You can take the last beer, or chicken wing...but not both

it's been a while so here are some fresh ones

Man Law: A man shall never ask another man if a shirt makes him look fat

Man Law: A man must understand the infield-fly rule

Man Law: If a snake catchs a man by suprise, he may only scream once...Unless ur Ace, then 4 times is accetable...

Man Law: Man takes out the garbage in manly form

Man Law: If your girlfriend/wife or both take you out to a chick flick. You are allowed to enjoy the movie, yet only speak of said enjoyment to her.

Man Law: It is considerd ok, for a man to eat quiche, but only with a Miller Lite

Man Law: wearing socks with sandals is completely banned...unless full blooded German

Man Law: First to puke, drives

Man Law: Your house, your rules

Man Law: A man may never use the words fabulous, but instead must use the words cool, sweet, or bum-diggity

more are here...

Man Law: If she has a headache it's perfectly ok to go hit the bar...even if it's 3am

Man Law: It is only acceptable to blame the dog for passing of gas if there's a women in the room.

Man Law: On a road trip, he with the strongest bladder decides when to stop

Man Law: Men shall never tell another man that their fly is down...it's his problem and you never looked there

Man Law: NO bad hair days...baseball cap days are acceptable

Man Law: To have certified grilling ways, you must pure 1oz of beer into the coals

Man Law: A man shall only wear a ring if it's his wedding/championship ring

Man Law: No left-overs when eating steak

Man Law: The wearing of socks with sandels is forbidden (unless full blooded german, then it's ok)

Man Law: Rock, paper, scissors is an acceptable way to decide an arrgument

Man Law: Never pay for a tire/oil change

Man Law: Never order a drink with an umbrella unless it's raining

Ace gave me this one


Man Law: Shopping should take no more then 15 mins...
and spend no more then $128.54 unless buying a TV or tool hardware such as a tractor, chainsaw, etc..