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AceHigh
Born September 13th, 1860
Educated at West point
Died July 15th, 1948

One important note before you read:

Muslims detest pork because they believe pigs are filthy animals. Some of them simply refuse to eat it, while others won't even touch pigs at all, nor any of their by-products. To them, eating or touching a pig, its meat, its blood, etc., is to be instantly barred from paradise and doomed to hell.

Now for the story:

Just before World War I, there were a number of terrorist attacks on the United States by; you guessed it, Muslim extremists. So General Pershing captured 50 terrorists and had them tied to posts execution style. He then had his men bring in two pigs and slaughter them in front of the horrified terrorists.

The soldiers then soaked their bullets in the pig's blood, and proceeded to execute 49 of the terrorists by firing squad.

The soldiers then dug a big hole, dumped in the terrorist's bodies and covered them in pig blood, entrails, etc. They let the 50th man go. For the next 42 years, there was not a single Muslim extremist attack anywhere in the world.
Jason
Nothing less than the treatment I expect to happen to terrorists.
ldonyo
Hit'em where they live! They believe (wrongly) that what they are doing will bring them favor with Allah. We need to let them know that this is not the case, just as General Pershing did.
Treytor
Hahah that's awesome!
Kingbob
hmmmm idea icon_idea.gif a big bomb full of pigs blood
Mandark
excellent.....
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