I was talking to Snuffy on MSN and thought and came to a conclusion about Santa Clause...Old St. Nick as some may know...

Everyone knows about Santa and all that...but let me tell u something...that man is bad, bad man...pure f***ing evil...and I'll tell you why

A fat-man in a red suit...entering in your house through the chimney...(breaking and entering)...watching you all year round to make sure you’ve been good (trespassing, voyeurism, and stalking) eating your cookies and drinking your milk (contamination of food products/ stealing food ) having reindeer who I bet if you ask (cannot produce a license to fly)...and that's jail time...
Anyway having reindeer on the roof of a house where they take a shit and stomp all over you're shingles...(damage to private property)...all the while having clones of himself...and human cloning is a violation of the (HUMAN RIGHTS ACT). and having those illegal clones have little children sit on their lap and tell them what they want in exchange for them being good all year long...
(Bribery/ endangering the welfare of a child/ corruption of a minor)

That’s like 10 felonies right there...

What the hell Santa?...you're a jolly old man with a red nose...who seems so innocent...yet you're a mastermind to demonic levels...

Santa...YOU BASTARD!

I have to agree with Greg here.










Bull this is a joke, please dont remove our accounts.

LOL@ Peap and Snuffy. Youse guys are a regular laugh riot.

I have to agree. If I had little girls sit on my lap and asked them if they were naughty, I'd be in prison.

Dont look so innocent my friend!

lol great posts im haveing fun looking at all the stuff i missed before becomeing a member i missed out on a lot of good shit