An Austrian circus dwarf died recently when he bounced sideways from a trampoline and was swallowed by a hippopotamus. Seven thousand people watched as little Franz Dasch popped into the mouth of Hilda the Hippo and the animal's gag reflex forced it to swallow. The crowd applauded wildly before other circus people realized what has happened.

Hmmm ... that sounds like one of those news paper stories at the store check out line! Besides, Hippos only eat small rodents on occasion, and are light with their protein-hope the Hippo is well-small people are hard to digest at times-especially, together with all the clothing and shoes!

your such a pessimistic DF...thanks....

Midgets are cool.