Paddy was driving down the street in a panic because he had an important
meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he
said,"Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to
Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!"
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."