the_burner
Sep 28 2008, 04:37 AM
A man charges into a bank wearing a balaclava and wielding a handgun.
He shouts, "This is a raid! Everyone get on the floor!!" and proceeds to empty the cash drawers.
As he runs towards the door with the loot, a brave customer yanks off his balaclava. The robber immediately shoots the customer and then shouts, "Did anybody else here see my face?"
The robber notices another customer peering from behind a counter and goes over and shoots him too.
"Did anybody else see my face?" he shouts again, waving his gun around. There is silence for a few seconds.... then a male voice is heard from a distant corner.....
"I think my wife caught a glimpse...."