'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.'
So - if you give her crap,
You will receive more shit than any one human being can handle.
Love and appreciate all the women in your life.

What about just doing the sea captain trip ... visit for a time, and then off to sea again?

Not bad Pappy

Very nice quote Pap, thanks.

make a new quote

I like Dragon's idea, personally....

lol

"Don’t worry it has airbags."

"It's a dud! It's a dud! It's a du...".

"A nuclear war can ruin your whole day."


love this one...
"Anyone can give up smoking, but it takes a real man to face cancer."