A third grade teacher is giving the class a lesson on nutrition.

She decides to ask her students what they had for breakfast.

To add a spelling component, she asks the students to also spell their answers.

Susan puts up her hand and says she had an egg.

She then spells, 'E-G-G'.

'Well done, Susan', says the teacher..

Peter puts up his hand and says he had toast.

He spells, 'T-O-A-S-T'.

'Thank you, Peter. That was very good'

Johnny has his hand up and the teacher reluctantly calls on him.

'I had f*ck-all for breakfast', he says, 'F-*-C-K - A-L-L'.

The teacher is mortified.

She scolds Johnny for his rude answer and makes him sit in the corner.

Later the lesson turns to geography.

She asks the students some basic questions about Canada.

Linda correctly identifies the Capital of Canada - Ottawa.

Georgy tells her which ocean is off Canada 's east coast - the Atlantic.

When it again comes around to Johnny's turn, the teacher remembers his earlier rude answer from the nutrition lesson.

To teach him a lesson, she decides to give him a very difficult question.

'Johnny', she asks, 'Where is the Pakistani border?'

Johnny ponders the question for a while and finally answers.

'The Pakistani boarder is in bed with my mother. That's why I got f*ck-all for breakfast this morning'.

Little Johnny is not a nice kid, but he is funny

He's a blunt little rascal and a little too worldly for his own good, I'm thinking.

Wonder how much rent he pays?