Short Skirt:

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver,she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would be enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again
reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip little more and again she still was unable to take the step . About this time, a large Newfie who was standing behind her picked her up easily
by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan And yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!" The Newfie smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends.

Newfie Hooker:

A Newfoundlanderwas walking home late at night and sees A woman in the shadows. 'Twenty dollars...' she whispers. He'd never been with a hooker before , but decides what The hell, it's only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes. They're going 'at it' for a minute when all of a sudden a Light flashes on them. It's a policeofficer. 'What's going on here, people?' asks the officer. 'I'm making love to me wife!,' the Newfoundlander answers Sounding annoyed. 'Oh, I'm sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know.' 'Well, neidder did I, 'til ya shined that light in her face!'

lol thats awsome u always post good ones burner

Thank-you, Dan. I can't claim any credit for any of them. A lot are from our brother here Old Dad, some are from my older sister, some from my younger sister, some from my cousins and some from other various great friends. I am just lucky enough that they send them my way. If they are good, I share them here. If they suck......BZZZZZZZZT, delete. LOL.
You're welcome also.