10. Always keep your gun pointed in a safe direction, such as at a Hippy or a Communist.

9. Dumb children might get a hold of your guns and shoot each other. If your children are dumb, put them up for adoption to protect your guns.

8. No matter how responsible he seems, never give your gun to a monkey

7. If guns make you nervous, drink a bottle of whiskey before heading to the range

6. While unholstering your weapon, it’s customary to say “Excuse me while I whip this out.”

5. Don’t load your gun unless you are ready to shoot something or are just feeling generally angry.

4. If your gun misfires, never look down the barrel to inspect it.

3. Never us your gun to pistol whip someone. That could mar the finish.

2. No matter how excited you are about buying your first gun, do not run around yelling “I have a gun! I have a gun!”

1. And the most important rule of gun safety: Don’t piss me off.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA those are great Ace!

Some good rules! How about another rule? For example, during hard economic times-cut costs, please conserve on bullets, one is really enough. To save more on ammunition just brake rule 3-a nice heavy steel bull barrel is great for this type of effort-puts people to work repairing broken, and cracked heads. Nice rules-thanks.

DF I like your thoughts on bullet conservation. I'm not a Chris Rock fan, but here's what he thinks....... Bullets

NSFW .............some bad language!

hate that Chris CRock , watched and usual he is a waste of good air.

nice very nice 8. No matter how responsible he seems, never give your gun to a monkey

I love number 2....
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