http://www.theonion.com/content/node/31049
gads , this is sad , even they hate us for our gluttony. (sp)
buy it , use it chuck it , that's us. got to stop sometime and i think its coming , i think its close.
save your stuff you don't want guys , i have a feeling we are heading into a depression that may be worse than the 30's.
if obama gets in , well shit if either gets in , we are in a world of shit.
and its gonna happen.
protect your family and the roof over your head , i feel from watching the stocks we have hard times coming.
i prey for us all.
jeff n
Full Version: please read this
Family and friends first. Thanks for the heads up. 
Fellas... it's 'The Onion.' That aside, there's probably some truth to it. However - it's still 'The Onion.'
Come on.
Come on.
Sorry, E.
However, I'm a big believer in that what the public is lead to believe will lead them by the nose. To whit: If they are told often enough, they will create their own self-fulfilling prophecy of a recession/depression.
I also believe that the minority should not rule the majority. The problem comes down to speculation as the cause of some of our financial problems.
However, I'm a big believer in that what the public is lead to believe will lead them by the nose. To whit: If they are told often enough, they will create their own self-fulfilling prophecy of a recession/depression.
I also believe that the minority should not rule the majority. The problem comes down to speculation as the cause of some of our financial problems.
I'm with Eric...it's The Onion. It's also from June of 2005.
Satire and sarcasm may well be founded in some sort of truth, but I don't think even I, queen of Buy American, can take this too seriously.
Satire and sarcasm may well be founded in some sort of truth, but I don't think even I, queen of Buy American, can take this too seriously.
t_b you paint quite a compelling picture, fortunately for me, 
my chrome dome does not allow for public displays, as pictured below, i.e., after being lopped off when the masses attack Hedge fund guys, along with those that were paid big money as their organizations bit the dust! Still, if I had that type of bread, Monaco, and the French Riviera are both nice this time of year-and the Hilton does good bangers, and eggs in the morning, together with some great Champaign, and orange juice as a chaser-Bon Appetite'. 
my chrome dome does not allow for public displays, as pictured below, i.e., after being lopped off when the masses attack Hedge fund guys, along with those that were paid big money as their organizations bit the dust! Still, if I had that type of bread, Monaco, and the French Riviera are both nice this time of year-and the Hilton does good bangers, and eggs in the morning, together with some great Champaign, and orange juice as a chaser-Bon Appetite'.
Thank-you, Df. I do try to cobble together semi cogent statements every once in a while. Sometimes I succeed, sometimes not so much. 
Sometimes I succeed, sometimes not so much.
QUOTE (Mister 4x4 @ Oct 24 2008, 12:20 AM) 
Fellas... it's 'The Onion.' That aside, there's probably some truth to it. However - it's still 'The Onion.'
Come on.
Come on.
I do agree, most of the stuff I used to post in Peap's News was from that...
hmmm
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