Three football fans were out for a ride when one noticed a foot sticking
out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a
nude female, dead drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the Eagles fan
took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Giants fan
took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their
lead, but with some grumbling, the Dallas Cowboy fan took off his cap
and placed it over her girly part.
The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his
inspection. First, he lifted up the Eagles cap, replaced it, and wrote
down some notes. Next, he lifted the Giants cap, replaced it, and wrote
down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Cowboys cap, replaced
it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and
replaced it one last time.
The Cowboys fan was becoming annoyed and finally asked, 'What are you, a
pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and
looking?'
'Well,' said the officer, 'I am simply surprised . Normally when I look
under a Dallas Cowboys hat, I find an asshole.'