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the_burner
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Men who read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs.

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MBF
Hahahahahaha, damn it, I was looking too......
pappy177
average man farts once every 243 minutes , average woman , once in every 190 minutes , but it is not called a fart , its i have the vapors or an act of god , never a fart. and i mite add it stinks just as bad.
Peap
QUOTE (the_burner @ Oct 24 2008, 10:31 AM) *
Men who read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs.

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Thank god, i have big hands.... tongue_smilie.gif
Dragonfly
pappy, women generally have better control over external gas attacks and instances are better planned, they only brake wind, usually in a crowed party setting, or when they are in an elevator, i.e., in both instances, when accompanied by several men, so that the men will instinctively check each other out, and to see who the offensive scoundrel may be, especially when there is a lady aboard, and they better can get into their protective chivalrous mode. Number of times this occurs, really depends on the elevator, and a new group of victims! help.gif yes.gif BTW, men are more open and public, and like others to pull their fingers, or generally announce this accomplishment-especially, if it is a blast, and in a car! Yet, notice the windows are generally rolled down-idea is to save the driver, and prevent a crash! Haven't a clue what this does to your seats, and upholstery! shocking.gif
MBF
QUOTE (Peap @ Oct 24 2008, 12:10 PM) *
Thank god, i have big hands.... tongue_smilie.gif



Umm they said average Peap, exceptions to the rules ya know lol
the_burner
QUOTE (Peap @ Oct 24 2008, 11:10 AM) *
Thank god, i have big hands.... tongue_smilie.gif


Too bad you have a small ...nose. LOL. cocky.gif
naughty_bunny
hahaha. Great post you got me looking at my thumb.
the_burner
Sorry about that. cocky.gif
Peap
yall just jealous I thought to say it first....
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