From our brother and fellow member; Old Dad.

This was in the Washington Post... The title of the article was 'Best Come Back Line Ever.'


In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22 year old White male, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday night.

On Monday, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication.

The suspect explained that he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop. 'You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around,' he stated in a telephone interview.

Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged 'need.' 'Guess I was really into it, you know?' he commented with evident embarrassment.

In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him.

'It was an unusual situation, that's for sure,' said Officer Taylor. 'I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin.'

Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence .

'I said, 'Excuse me sir, do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin?'

He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said...

'A pumpkin? Shit...is it midnight already?'



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LOL

drunk people say the darnedest things.

good golly i bet that's possible with peeps from Georgia!

Mr Bart , (burner has been moved up to admin) he is worthy of the job , i have watched and he is here every morning and nite , he keeps a good watch on the joint and is a good addition.
If you have a problem you can deal directly with me.
and thats all i gots to say bout that.

Congratulation Bart, a well deserved move!

I will try my best to be a good admin. I will also maintain a fair and even hand with everyone to the best of my ability. Thank-you for the promotion and honour, Pappy. <bows toward Southern Florida.>

Now my only question is, is the double secret password (along with my double secret probation instructions) in the mail and where are the illustrated guidelines for the ultra secret super duper power admin brother in arms handshake?
Sorry boys, but all y'all know me: one half of me is as serious as a heart attack and the other half is the escaped court jester from the loony bin.

I am dead serious when I say it is an honour and privilege to be an admin here.