A man goes to his doctor for his physical

and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets

there, he discovers the urologist is a very pretty female doctor.



The female doctor says, 'I'm going

to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a

little different from what you are probably used to. I

want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then

while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say,

99.

The guy obeys and says, 99! The doctor says,

'Great. Now turn over on your left side and again,

while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say,

99.'

Again, the guy says, '99.'

The doctor said, 'Very good. Now then, I

want you to lie on your back with your knees raised.

I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and

with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis

to keep it out of the way.

Now take a deep breath and say, 99.'

The guy begins, 'One .. Two ... Three'.



"There has got to be some fun with getting older"

LOL I like that one Bart, sending this one on....thanks

Ha ha ha. I figured that you might. Dopey old me had to read it a second time and then it sunk in.... You're welcome, Ray.

Very smart man!!

ROTFLMAO