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HelloKitty
Volunteers needed to test 'orgasmatron' device

Scientists are struggling to find women willing to try out a device dubbed the "orgasmatron".

The electronic implant is said to cause instant sexual arousal at the flick of a switch.

American researchers are investigating its potential for helping women who find it impossible to achieve orgasm.

New Scientist magazine reports volunteers for the study are in short supply.

Dr Stuart Meloy, the surgeon who patented the treatment, said: "I thought people would be beating my door down to become part of the trial, but so far I am struggling to find people."

Only one woman has completed the first stage of the study. She agreed to have wires from an external device inserted into her spinal cord.

The married woman, who responded to an advert in the local media, underwent the procedure in October.

"When the device was switched on, the patient reported being almost instantly aroused," said Dr Meloy. "She described it as 'really excellent foreplay'."

The woman, who had not had an orgasm for four years, wore the device for nine days and had sex with her husband on seven occasions.

Dr Meloy said that the woman had an orgasm every time - and even experienced her first multiple orgasm.

The procedure is no riskier than an epidural, according to Dr Meloy, a pain consultant from Winston-Salem, North Carolina. In the second stage of the study, a remote-controlled device resembling a pacemaker will be implanted beneath the skin.

Dr Meloy stumbled on the idea while performing routine pain-relieving surgery on a woman.

He patented the idea of using it to treat sexual dysfunction and expects a full implant to cost around £7,600.


Story filed: 19:04 Wednesday 26th November 2003

Where to Volunteer!!!!!!


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Goofproof
I want a remote control, but I here if you are blond they just put the button on their foreheads. cocky.gif
Mongo
Great. As if men don't have enough trouble getting laid as it is ... now this.

Well, boys, better by stock in hand lotion! icon_wink.gif
the_burner
That and Duracell have just about wiped us out. I say hang this bass turd. lol. icon_wink.gif
Demon
Right... we need to find this factory and burn it to the ground. And then we can take a nice nap afterwards.
Mongo
I'm in!
The GazMeister
Well it's one less damn job we gotta do, more time for gaming! icon_smile.gif
Demon
QUOTE(The GazMeister @ Nov 29 2003, 05:43 PM)
Well it's one less damn job we gotta do, more time for gaming! icon_smile.gif

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'S one job I DON'T mind!!!!

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the_burner
QUOTE(Mongo @ Nov 29 2003, 04:38 PM)
I'm in!

I second that one.
Felix4067
I dunno...there are some of us who too thoroughly enjoy the traditional way that wouldn't be interested in trying this one out... winkiss.gif winkiss.gif
Goofproof
If they come out with a male version it will have a smaller battery, because it wont have to be turned on as long. icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif
Demon
QUOTE(Goofproof @ Nov 29 2003, 09:41 PM)
If they come out with a male version it will have a smaller battery, because it wont have to be turned on as long. icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif

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You know bk and FsG will read that comment and you'll hurt their feelings!!!! icon_evil.gif
Old Dad
QUOTE(the_burner @ Nov 29 2003, 04:59 PM)
I second that one.


Color me in there
The GazMeister
QUOTE(wdoll @ Nov 29 2003, 10:50 PM)
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'S one job I DON'T mind!!!!

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You really need to sort your priorities out my friend. tongue_smilie.gif
FlightsimGuy
QUOTE(wdoll @ Nov 30 2003, 12:16 AM)
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You know bk and FsG will read that comment and you'll hurt their feelings!!!! icon_evil.gif

Hey HEY!!!! I work late a couple of days and name gets taken in vain?!????! icon_wink.gif
adhesive
if that orgasmatron ever needs a break or something, i could back up for him while he's off for a cup of coffee icon_cool.gif
HelloKitty
OH all you guy's get so worked up over nothing!
Demon
Right, got the map and the building plans... you boys have TGM drugged? Good.
HelloKitty
QUOTE(wdoll @ Nov 30 2003, 02:31 PM)
Right, got the map and the building plans... you boys have TGM drugged? Good.

See!! I rest my case.
The GazMeister
Hey, these are gooood drugs, thanks. hoover.gif
Demon
Right. Once the rabbit is inside - Burner, TGM and I will leap out and take them by surprise.
The GazMeister
Is that why we're derssed in Spanish Inquisition costume?
Zim
QUOTE(wdoll @ Nov 30 2003, 04:00 PM)
Right. Once the rabbit is inside - Burner, TGM and I will leap out and take them by surprise.

Perhaps we should build a wooden badger?
Goofproof
The problem isn't building the device, It's just that men wouldn't be able to hook it up. They couldn't find the correct spot to hook in the 2 wires. And you have to admit we wouldn't be asking directions. icon_biggrin.gif icon_cry.gif icon_biggrin.gif
The GazMeister
QUOTE(Goofproof @ Dec 1 2003, 03:10 AM)
The problem isn't building the device, It's just that men wouldn't be able to hook it up. They couldn't find the correct spot to hook in the 2 wires. And you have to admit we wouldn't be asking directions. icon_biggrin.gif icon_cry.gif icon_biggrin.gif

Nor reading the manual. icon_wink.gif

But guess who the lasses would expect to fix the device if it went wrong....? icon_biggrin.gif icon_wink.gif tongue_smilie.gif
Demon
FsG or Ciggie?
FlightsimGuy
Yeah, I'd probably volunteer. icon_smile.gif
"Sorry ma'am. Device isn't working. Guess I'll just have to operate it manually." icon_surprised.gif icon_redface.gif cocky.gif cocky.gif
The GazMeister
Good thinking FsG. icon_biggrin.gif

Hey do you recking you'd be able to set off one of these devices using induction or somesuch? That could be fun on a crowded train! lol1.gif
the_burner
QUOTE(The GazMeister @ Dec 2 2003, 03:09 AM)
Good thinking FsG. icon_biggrin.gif

Hey do you recking you'd be able to set off one of these devices using induction or somesuch? That could be fun on a crowded train! lol1.gif

You are quite the devious bugger, aren't you?? lol. Cheers, Gaz. That made me laugh like hell. icon_wink.gif icon_biggrin.gif
Ciggie
I'm in. You guys know if anything needs a good fixin' I'm there to go in head first... icon_wink.gif
the_burner
QUOTE(Ciggie @ Dec 2 2003, 08:10 AM)
I'm in. You guys know if anything needs a good fixin' I'm there to go in head first... icon_wink.gif

Ya came out head first, Ciggie. No use trying to reverse the process. lol. icon_biggrin.gif cocky.gif. icon_wink.gif
The GazMeister
QUOTE(the_burner @ Dec 2 2003, 01:47 PM)
QUOTE(The GazMeister @ Dec 2 2003, 03:09 AM)
Good thinking FsG. icon_biggrin.gif

Hey do you recking you'd be able to set off one of these devices using induction or somesuch? That could be fun on a crowded train! lol1.gif

You are quite the devious bugger, aren't you?? lol. Cheers, Gaz. That made me laugh like hell. icon_wink.gif icon_biggrin.gif

I was thinking we could call it 'Pinkjacking', kinda like Bluejacking but even funnier. icon_lol.gif
HelloKitty
You guy's are tooooooo much!!!! yes.gif
Shadowmeld
Sounds to like nothing more then a build in vibrator.
Felix4067
QUOTE(Shadowmeld @ Dec 4 2003, 04:30 AM)
Sounds to like nothing more then a build in vibrator.

With the notable exception that this is inserted in the spinal column, whereas a vibrator is inserted somewhere else. And that this stimulates the nerves in the spine, where as a vibrator stimulates the nerves somewhere else directly.

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Shadowmeld
QUOTE(Felix4067 @ Dec 4 2003, 05:15 AM)
With the notable exception that this is inserted in the spinal column, whereas a vibrator is inserted somewhere else. And that this stimulates the nerves in the spine, where as a vibrator stimulates the nerves somewhere else directly.

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Good props to you, being all vague to the exact locatino to " the other " place. hahah.

Well, so your saying women can be stimulated via their spinal cords??

( Babe, quickly come here, I want to poke ouround on you spinal cord ..)

^ now she's confused.


that was my G/f btw. *ahem*

Right, moving along.
Demon
QUOTE(Ciggie @ Dec 2 2003, 09:10 AM)
I'm in. You guys know if anything needs a good fixin' I'm there to go in head first... icon_wink.gif

Uh-huh... always willing to help out that boy is... icon_rolleyes.gif
Goofproof
QUOTE(Shadowmeld @ Dec 4 2003, 05:35 AM)
QUOTE(Felix4067 @ Dec 4 2003, 05:15 AM)
With the notable exception that this is inserted in the spinal column, whereas a vibrator is inserted somewhere else.  And that this stimulates the nerves in the spine, where as a vibrator stimulates the nerves somewhere else directly.

icon_smile.gif

Good props to you, being all vague to the exact locatino to " the other " place. hahah.

Well, so your saying women can be stimulated via their spinal cords??

( Babe, quickly come here, I want to poke ouround on you spinal cord ..)

^ now she's confused.


that was my G/f btw. *ahem*

Right, moving along.


It don't work like that, you can't play a woman like a Violin.

If you could, I'd be into the Classics. cocky.gif
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