Besides trying not to wrap yourself around a tree while in your automobile, there are a few more ground rules involved in partaking in alcohol.

Brought to you by the authoritive folks at Modern Drunkard Magizine, (seriously, I'm not making that up)
The 86 Rules of Boozing.

34. If you bring Old Milwaukee to a party, you must drink at least two cans before you start drinking the imported beer in the fridge.

35. Learn to appreciate hangovers. If it was all good times every jackass would be doing it.

48. Men don't drink from straws. Unless you're doing a Mind or Face Eraser.

55. If you think you might be slurring a little, then you are slurring a lot. If you think you are slurring a lot, then you are not speaking English.

58. Fighting an extremely drunk person when you are sober is hilarious.

73. If you bring booze to a party, you must drink it or leave it.

84. A flask engraved with a personal message is one of the best gifts you can ever give. And make sure there?s something in it.

But that's ok, because sometimes we like to be called "baby" or "darling". Depends on what you're going for.

Now that is pretty cool marcus.

Most are accurate. Thats pretty slick! Nice post.

34. If you bring Old Milwaukee to a party, you must drink at least two cans before you start drinking the imported beer in the fridge.


Bwahahaha, Old Milwaukee is so awful, The Beast!! LOL. I feel bad for people that actully like that crap :P

Drink Killians

Bwahahaha, Killian's is so awful!! LOL I feel bad for people who actually like that crap. :P

Drink Guinness

Good post, many of them are very true from my bar experiences.

56. Screaming, “Someone buy me a drink!” has never worked.

Huh, always worked for me.

One thing that is missing.... If you think that you are a great singer and that everyone wants to hear you.... your wrong.
LOL