Christmas #1 <last Saturday>: A big bag of various sauces, munchies, chocolates, and wine from my best friend <jalapeno and garlic stuffed olives ROCK!!!

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Christmas #2 <last Sunday>: flannel nightgown, bunch of long- and short-sleeved black shirts for work, heated seat massager that runs off A/C AND comes with an adapter for the car, FOUR sets of deer warning whistles

, a lawn flamingo that comes with costumes so I can dress it for different seasons, and the coolest thing of all: mom gave me her parents' wedding picture from 1935, which I'd never seen before <they were divorced and remarried several years before I was born>.
Christmas #3 <this morning>: Another long-sleeved black shirt for work, a bunch of hair clips and hairbands, some miscellaneous candy, and one of each of those chocolate "oranges" you whack on the table and they split into pieces so you can eat them. Milk chocolate, orange, raspberry and peppermint. I love those things!
Christmas #4, we're leaving in about 20 minutes. Christmas #5 is this coming Sunday, but I don't know when I'll get to have my presents, since I have to work and can't be there. Christmas #6 will come whenever my best friend in CA and I get around to actually shipping the packages.
Ack.