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There one was a little dog named....

Tripod who obviously, by his name, only had three legs. He also had a tendency to...

bark loudly at all hours of the night as he was always scared of the dark. However, this was the least of his problems...

as he had an addiction to all things anal. It started one day when...

he was hiking his leg on a fire hydrant and got nailed from behind by a rottweiler. Since then he...

has been a changed dog, and now limps around the neighborhood looking for that same rottweiler but to no avail. He eventually spots...

a cat named Rocko. They become good friends until...

Rocko did not see that car coming in front of the Wal-Mart. Tripod was hurt and broke down and laid next to his friend's body for a few hours when...

suddenly he spotted the rottweiler that nailed him. He jumped up and...

was caught in the headlights of a jeep. Fortunately for him the owner used 33 inch tires so Tripod was able to duck underneath and survive. By the time the jeep passed the rottweiler was gone and that was left there was a canadian goose...

named Honks. Tripod and Honks got along great, and then suddenly...

Honks met a new friend Quacks and the three went off waddling down the road. However, honks and quacks were of opposite genders and soon were proud parents of 8 baby geese...

that had mallard markings. They loved their new little ones very. Tripod took them to the park and they found...

a pond to swim in. Unfortunately, tripod had never been swimming but to try and fit in and maintain his friends he decided to try. It all went well until he got out too far and then started to drown...

Honks and Quack quickly came to his rescue and brought him to shore. As he lay there gasping for air, he heard...

a cats meow and it was the ghost of Rocko speaking to him. Rocko told Tripod where the rottweiler lived and how lonely it was. However, if he decided to go see the rottweiler he would have to say goodbye to Honks and Quacks forever. It was now time for Tripod's decision...

He pondered for a moment, then said '...

I'm getting some Durex condoms cause - it's payback time!!!! After a quick call to Adam&Eve (qualifying for three free DVDs) Tripod took off with the gleam of vengeance in his eye and...

a sudden hunger for watermelon. he just had to find a way to heat it up so he...

wouldn't get frost bite in the nether regions. So, using a blender and some airling tubing he concocted a devious device designed to...

take over the world. It was at this time that he decided he needed a partner, so he went out in search of the rottweiler..

he found the rottwieller working in a Tim Hortans. He introduced himself as Marvin, and the two of them went out to start a life fighting crime.

In a dramatic twist to our saga, the two believe that fighting crime will allow them to take over the world. They believe once enough crime has been stopped they will be awared with a prestigious crime fighting award at the White House and from there they can launch their diabolical plot to take over the world. But first, on to fighting crime...

which lasted all of 5 minutes before Tripod gazed lovingly into Chaquita's (the Rottie) eyes and muttered "Pass tha Chalupa, big stud" and wisked him partner away to a Motel 8.

They make a hideout in newyork city in the sewer system. They eat lots of pizza, and make friends with a rat. They then realise the deja-vu and are stumped to where they saw this same scene before...

It was back in 1998 when they were both young pups. They had come across each other in the sewer as strays and had been there to lick each other clean...

but unfortunately Marvin/Chaquita became over zealous with the tongue action and the ensuing sexual rapture was responsible for the loss of Tripod's leg. Tripod never forgot the experience and it marred him forever and prevented him from

trying out for a side part on Rin Tin Tin. He had a good life but

properly sitting when commanded so no one would ever take him in, so he roamed the streets for many years, and now he is all the way back to where he started. Tripod does not see much in continuing life anymore so he starts to hop along into the sunset...

participating in the sewer rat race that takes place every wednesday. Chaquita was very sorry for Tripod after he cut of his leg on accident when Tripod's vibrator got stuck on his garter belt. They once again were walking threw the sour system, when all of a sudden they saw ahead of them...

a green snake that looked quite menacing. It started to hiss and was looking at them with it's beady eyes, when suddenly...

a large trouser snake jumped up and ate the green snake. Tripod ran on and won the race, which made him...

A pipe burst, sending them all down through the stewer in rushing water. Tripod wasn't the best swimmer when all of a sudden...

He realized that he could not face it any longer! away with the veiled curtain of of shame! he would come out of the closet and admit freely to all that he, yes he indeed always wanted to be a Sequined Singer in "Show Boat" the musical! and with a flourishing throw if his make believe cape he .............

started belting out lines from Show Boat in one of the most beautiful voices that have been heard to this day, until a fish jumped in his mouth and...

he began to choke. Luckily an old homeless man happend to walk by and he pulled the fish out and ate it. Tripod was so gratefull that he...

.....pee (With some Difficulties obviously! ) onto the Old Homeless man in grateful thanksness.....but alas the Old Homeless Man start to......

Chew on one of tripod's remaining 3 legs. Tripod yelped in pain and hobbled away, but the homeless man had the taste for Tripod and gave chase. Tripod escaped into the street, where...

he ran into a familiar looking housewife/slut/drug-dealer/whatever-the-hell-we-last-had-her-doing and her two lovers. "This seems surreal" thought Tripod right before said mulit-talented bearer of mammalian protruberances bent over and...

started to pet him. But not in a way that he had ever been petted. It scared the homeless man away and made the two lovers uncomfortable, but she continued. Tripod closed his eyes, but when he opened them, to his shock, he saw...

wdoll standing there with no pants on. AHHHHHHHHHHH he yelped out and then he started running. He turned down a side alley when...

AceHigh ran out brandishing nothing but a caber and wearing only a kilt that appeared to be 5 sizes too small. He challenged wd to a caber toss competition in his best scottish accent, but wd could not quite decipher what was said and thought AceHigh had said...

"I challenge you to a caper toast!" WD, scratching his head and wondering, turned away for a sec and Tripod bit him on the leg. AceHigh ran away before WD could turn around, when Tripod.....

started to urinate on his leg. After being embarassed in the question game, his life has taken a turn for the worse here as well. However, he saw much in Tripod and needed a companion so wd found some rope and make a leash for Tripod. The two continued down the alley when...

WD had an idea, he unzipped his pants and pulled out his rottweiler (pet name) and said to Tripod, sorry buddy but we all want the same thing. Then he proceeded
to......

earn serious bling-bling as a male whore until he noticed Ciggie's narrow white arse sticking out from a nearby dumpster. "Sic 'im" he whispered to Tripod and within minutes there were sobs of agony/joy emanating from the bowels of the medical waste dumpster. After an impossibly long time Tripod emerged from his wanton and depraved act quite lighter in the "egg region" and with tongue hanging. What ho? Where did Cig go thought wd. Cautiously approaching the den of lust, wdoll peaked in to see Ciggie...

wearing a pink tutu. WD, with his all too small kilt on and laughing hysterically, looks down at Tripod and says....

"He your bee-yatch now? Won't get much for him on the street." WD quickly formulates a plan so cunning that if you stuck a tail on it you could call it a weasel. He and Tripod turned Ciggie into a love-doll tester for Adam&Eve and lived off his salary for months until Ciggie finally fel victim to urethane poisoning. Collecting his last paycheck WD left him in the care of Tripod, who used him for a hydrant, and headed off to parlay the $1.63 into serious cash. When all of a sudden...

the real rottweiler showed up, telling Tripod * this is gonna hurt you more than me*. But tripod was not about to be abused again. He squared off with the rottweiler and then...

Ciggie threw himself in front of the rottie wearing nothing but a smile and a gleam in his eye. Apparently his long tenure in the sweat sex shop had turned him into a sex addict. tossing a handful of "Doggie Viagara" in front of the opposing canines he sacrificed his virginity to save Tripod's life. Or, did he? For at the very "moment of impact"...