I am under 20! i'm 12!

Old enough!

^^^

what he said!

Old enough to know better but young enough to do it anyway!

34 and still going downhil . . . . FAST!

Just look @ my sig. for my "age"

your 74?!

22 (for the 22nd time )

Old enough to know better than to start a poll and put "older than dirt" as the only option for ANYONE older than 40...

You have much to learn grasshopper...

Young enough to be able to still use it and old enough to know how...

Grrrr. Punk lol.

37

Young enough to still DO IT old enough to remember when Chubby Checker was the hottest thing on AM

"Cubby Checker"????????

<faints>

Yeah, kinda what I was thinking...even though I'm just shy of my 33rd birthday.

Just turned 36... not that there's anything wrong with that.

Well there is if your plumbing stops working...

House or personal?

48, got a problem with that?

Steady there, big fella.
No, as a matter of fact. Especially since I'm older than you. .

No problem there old man! Am younger than yer!

No sassing your elders. Or else.

Righto got yer old man.....sorry I meant o' wise one!

Be careful mb, a zimmer frame across the back of your head would hurt!

I'm 21, but I don't want to classify myself as in the under 40 category. Makes me feel old.

Well just imagine how we feel at the far end of the range, I've only 4 years to go before I'm older than dirt.

As long as you keep wd's quote: "Young enough to be able to still use it and old enough to know how" then you are in top form.

Oh dear...

Old enough to know how: Check

Young enough to be able to still use it: Erm.....

last of the teens....19

Will be 38 years young in 29 days... looking forward to 40 - I've a plan!!!!

A cunning plan my Lord?

Does your plan involve bums like Gaz's

45 and extremely healthy.


Just ask Ace....

Eleventeen.

Just as long as it's not my backside!

Of course it's a cunning plan Baldric....

Is it as cunning as a fox that's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University my Lord?

Wouldn't it be more proper to say that the plan is as cunning as the voluptuous virgin linguists who so gracefully appear in Monty Python and the Holy Grail?

I'm gonna be 19 in 4 days, whoo!

20

Are you kidding 12 years old
Isn't there a license requirement in effect of something?
I mean, what's this mean do we have to scrub all the porn out of the archives and stuff?
Use the emoticons for cussing.
Can I still scratch my 43 year-old nads in public?
Women and children, always putting a damper on things.
Domesticating )!@#%*$#@!

Oh, hoooo. So, a wise guy, eh???? That Zimmer frame can be dis-assembled and turned into something way more wicked. Beware, puppy. . Never forget the engineering blood in me. We are patient and methodical. Real sneaky on occasion also.

I see, a zimmer frame that transforms into an intercontinental noogie missile. Very sneaky Mr Burner. <Strokes fluffy white cat>

The name is Bond, James Bond. Ahh, Donald Pleasance, that was the name I was looking for. Sheesh, failing memory, amongst other things. ha ha ha.

Hey now...some of us women can make the men look like children when it comes to cussing and innuendo.

Only domesticating I require from someone who doesn't live in my house is...well...hmmm...sorry, can't think of anything. Maybe common courtesy?

Ha, I'll bet you want them to put the toilet seat down

My personal rule: If men outnumber women in a given place, be it home, lighting control booth, or whatever, then the seat goes up when I'm done. If women outnumber men, then the seat goes down.



Edit:
I've never understood women who fall in if the seat's up. I mean...how stupid do you have to be to NOT see that it's up?

I'm outnumbered 3 to 1... I might learn how to go sitting down.

51 but look and feel much younger than my cohorts. Whupping the crap out of the 12 year old's on Counterstrike.

Doc!!!!

C'mere...