Life at work is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels.

Some monkeys are climbing up, some down.

The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.

The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.

hahah...liked the fourth one particularly..!

good one Ace. Will remember that on my first day of work in August.

Thats why we had to wear the hard hat and safety glasses and steeltoe shoes, management knew we were in danger from being hit with falling crap from overhead.

And if you are middle managment all you see is a holes and smiles and both are false.

very nice, seems pretty much like management from every job I have ever had!

lol

That are perfectly true...and am glad that I am looking up at those arseholes less those who are under me looking up!

When I look up at work, I see Norm... Yup! The theory is proven.

Well looking up and seeing the assholes isn't bad... it's the stuff that falls outta those assholes is what bothers me.

Dingleberries and willnots??? Ohhh, I get it. How about stepping to the side?

Aye never tho' about those stuff falling down.....oh wait that's why it's called bullshit!

Aha yeah that's figures!

I'm ok, I seem to be on my own ladder with no one above or below me at the moment, problem is, two monkey's either side of me have their own ladders and are throwing the sh*t at me

Monkeys have a habit of throwing feces...

Hmmm - this too describes Norm. If he doesn't know something, he will handily pull something out of his ass and fling it your way.

Interesting the simliarities.

Could be worse... my job is to, literally, catch all the shit I can.

Wear a riot mask!!!!!!!

And a great view of dingelberries! Ewwwwwwwww!

There's alot more than dingleberries in that there water.... :gross:

I would learn to duck or invest in plexiglass.

Riot gear!!!!!! Wear riot gear!!!! And a stick-up!!!!!!!