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I wish someone would pull the plug on this thread!
Hope not this is one classic thread
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idonyo wrote
Hope not this is one classic thread
Hope not this is one classic thread
What is 10 inches long- 2inches thick and starts with a p??? A really good crap
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Those are cool!!!! 
toilet-jewelry. beautiful. buy me that and i'll marry you 
QUOTE(Lord Leveau @ Jun 10 2003, 05:06 PM)
toilet-jewelry. beautiful. buy me that and i'll marry you
in the post
QUOTE(Lord Leveau @ Jun 10 2003, 04:06 PM)
toilet-jewelry. beautiful. buy me that and i'll marry you
Congratulations Mr and Mrs Bob
QUOTE(Jason @ Jun 10 2003, 05:40 PM)
Congratulations Mr and Mrs Bob
Six pages about toilets.....Men 
Well, there's a turd in my toilet,
A situation rather weird.
The only thing that woman left me
When she up and disappeared.
A chocolate-colored token from
The one I held so dear....
Turd in my toilet, I fear.
Yes, there's a turd in my toilet -
Crap in my commode.
Floating in my sani-flush...
I'm ready to explode!
Her clothes are gone - the car is, too
No checkbook do I see
There's just a turd in the toilet for me.
Oh, I can picture the scenario,
See her packing frantically
Throwing clothes into the car to
Get away from me
And then a bowel movement,
Perhaps excitement brought it on..
A final trip down to the john,
A PPPPFFFFFTTTT!!! - and she was gone.
The problem is - in her big rush
She forgot to flush!!!
And left a....
Turd in my toilet
BIG one in my bowl.
Watching it floating endlessy
Ignites my very soul.
In a week or two I'll flush it down
Till then I'll let it float around....
Aim at it whenever I pee
And she can take that from me!
A situation rather weird.
The only thing that woman left me
When she up and disappeared.
A chocolate-colored token from
The one I held so dear....
Turd in my toilet, I fear.
Yes, there's a turd in my toilet -
Crap in my commode.
Floating in my sani-flush...
I'm ready to explode!
Her clothes are gone - the car is, too
No checkbook do I see
There's just a turd in the toilet for me.
Oh, I can picture the scenario,
See her packing frantically
Throwing clothes into the car to
Get away from me
And then a bowel movement,
Perhaps excitement brought it on..
A final trip down to the john,
A PPPPFFFFFTTTT!!! - and she was gone.
The problem is - in her big rush
She forgot to flush!!!
And left a....
Turd in my toilet
BIG one in my bowl.
Watching it floating endlessy
Ignites my very soul.
In a week or two I'll flush it down
Till then I'll let it float around....
Aim at it whenever I pee
And she can take that from me!
mmm, beday...
feels good on my tush...CLEAN
feels good on my tush...CLEAN
QUOTE(queen bw @ Jul 31 2003, 01:47 PM)
Six pages about toilets.....Men
What you mean is ONLY 6 pages ?
QUOTE(Lord Leveau @ Jul 31 2003, 06:15 PM)
Well, there's a turd in my toilet,
A situation rather weird.
The only thing that woman left me
When she up and disappeared.
A chocolate-colored token from
The one I held so dear....
Turd in my toilet, I fear.
Yes, there's a turd in my toilet -
Crap in my commode.
Floating in my sani-flush...
I'm ready to explode!
Her clothes are gone - the car is, too
No checkbook do I see
There's just a turd in the toilet for me.
Oh, I can picture the scenario,
See her packing frantically
Throwing clothes into the car to
Get away from me
And then a bowel movement,
Perhaps excitement brought it on..
A final trip down to the john,
A PPPPFFFFFTTTT!!! - and she was gone.
The problem is - in her big rush
She forgot to flush!!!
And left a....
Turd in my toilet
BIG one in my bowl.
Watching it floating endlessy
Ignites my very soul.
In a week or two I'll flush it down
Till then I'll let it float around....
Aim at it whenever I pee
And she can take that from me!
A situation rather weird.
The only thing that woman left me
When she up and disappeared.
A chocolate-colored token from
The one I held so dear....
Turd in my toilet, I fear.
Yes, there's a turd in my toilet -
Crap in my commode.
Floating in my sani-flush...
I'm ready to explode!
Her clothes are gone - the car is, too
No checkbook do I see
There's just a turd in the toilet for me.
Oh, I can picture the scenario,
See her packing frantically
Throwing clothes into the car to
Get away from me
And then a bowel movement,
Perhaps excitement brought it on..
A final trip down to the john,
A PPPPFFFFFTTTT!!! - and she was gone.
The problem is - in her big rush
She forgot to flush!!!
And left a....
Turd in my toilet
BIG one in my bowl.
Watching it floating endlessy
Ignites my very soul.
In a week or two I'll flush it down
Till then I'll let it float around....
Aim at it whenever I pee
And she can take that from me!
QUOTE(queen bw @ Jul 31 2003, 01:47 PM)
Six pages about toilets.....Men
irrelevant posts like that...women
QUOTE(Lord Leveau @ Jul 31 2003, 01:33 PM)
irrelevant posts like that...women
LL do you have a deathwish? BW is capable of killing you know
Look if there is anyone who knows alot about shit its me... because I spend lots of time on the bowl... bow before the KronkKing... KingBob you have now been de-throned.
QUOTE(odie @ Jul 31 2003, 08:26 PM)
LL do you have a deathwish? BW is capable of killing you know
Look if there is anyone who knows alot about shit its me... because I spend lots of time on the bowl... bow before the KronkKing... KingBob you have now been de-throned.
Look if there is anyone who knows alot about shit its me... because I spend lots of time on the bowl... bow before the KronkKing... KingBob you have now been de-throned.
id hapily let u sit on the toilet and id run...u stink
OMG...this thread has rehashed...DAMN U KINGBOB!!!!! 
needs to stay alive
QUOTE(UnTold-Pain @ Jul 31 2003, 11:26 PM)
OMG...this thread has rehashed...DAMN U KINGBOB!!!!!
no reason to fight it, it will ALWAYS come back
QUOTE(odie @ Jul 31 2003, 02:26 PM)
LL do you have a deathwish? BW is capable of killing you know
Odie you are perhaps one of the most intelligent men I know.
i wish my bathroom had 2 toilets and a piss urinal...
oh, and a beday...i love those...
oh, and a beday...i love those...
QUOTE(Jason @ Aug 1 2003, 11:33 AM)
yes i noticed that yesterday...hmmmm geek porn
QUOTE(Jason @ Aug 1 2003, 05:33 AM)
Good site
That was a damn good site!!
Here's a couple of non-traditionals:
A little out of season... sorry.
And just in case there was any doubt
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A little out of season... sorry.
And just in case there was any doubt
And one more for you nerds
All very good Mister, funny stuff.
QUOTE(Mister 4x4 @ Aug 2 2003, 02:10 AM)
A little out of season... sorry.
QUOTE(Mister 4x4 @ Aug 2 2003, 02:18 AM)
And one more for you nerds
id rather see princess than storms
You know bob, queen is going to spank your ass for ressurecting this thread...
good job
good job
QUOTE(odie @ Nov 21 2003, 04:51 PM)
You know bob, queen is going to spank your ass for ressurecting this thread...
good job
good job
it had to be done... i saw some ones post was it urs? about things that get u going and thought about this thread
QUOTE(Lord Leveau @ Apr 9 2003, 02:24 AM)
for advanced users. put some paper in the bowl before releasing your holiest. ta-da, water-backsplash eliminated
we like backsplash. a good backsplash is the sign of a job well done!
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And with the recent unveiling of the new iMac, Steve Jobs
had an idea.
"I have an idea!" he said. "Since most folks seem to think our new iMac is just a really really expensive desk lamp, maybe we should start manufacturing household appliances!"
Steve then danced around a bit, before adding "Hey! Since we're in the business of making crap, why not start with a toilet?!"
And so the iToilet was born. Apple fanatics the world over applauded the idea. Everyone else paid no attention.
had an idea.
"I have an idea!" he said. "Since most folks seem to think our new iMac is just a really really expensive desk lamp, maybe we should start manufacturing household appliances!"
Steve then danced around a bit, before adding "Hey! Since we're in the business of making crap, why not start with a toilet?!"
And so the iToilet was born. Apple fanatics the world over applauded the idea. Everyone else paid no attention.
iToilet
Yay!!! The Toilet thread. Woohoo!!
I got a couple more to post when I get home. Sweet!!
I got a couple more to post when I get home. Sweet!!
gr8 one gluey
that looks gr8..... does it come in blue?
it comes in all ghey colors
KBOB, I would wup your 
but you would enjoy it to much. So how bout this. 
I would wup your but you would enjoy it to much. So how bout this.
stay on topic please
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