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QUOTE(Kingbob @ Nov 21 2003, 10:52 AM)
QUOTE(odie @ Nov 21 2003, 04:51 PM)
You know bob, queen is going to spank your ass for ressurecting this thread...
good job
good job
it had to be done... i saw some ones post was it urs? about things that get u going and thought about this thread
guilty...
QUOTE(adhesive @ Nov 21 2003, 10:17 AM)
stay on topic please
Sorry but it had to be done. Don't worry, he will live to post another toilet.
Am I forgiven Adhesive?
QUOTE(queen bw @ Nov 21 2003, 06:35 PM)
Sorry but it had to be done. Don't worry, he will live to post another toilet.
Am I forgiven Adhesive?
Am I forgiven Adhesive?
not until you start posting toilet-related material
This is cruel and unusual punishment, Adhesive!!!! Making me do this.
Make TOILET TRAINING a fun and easy game for all! Use Sinkem fun shapes to encourage your toddler to start TOILET TRAINING today! Start TOILET TRAINING with Sinkems and you will find your toddler excited and motivated to use the toilet again and again!
The Sinkems' method uses a common sense approach to toilet training; which is to engage your child through parental coaching in a fun game of "Sink the Boat"... "Watch your Aim!... "Great Job!" Proud of his or her accomplishments, your child will have taken the first step toward being toilet trained...all in a few short lessons!
Sinkems fun shapes are made from a patented, dissolving, non-toxic and biodegradable septic-tank safe material. Simply place one fun shape in the toilet or potty and encourage your toddler to sink'em! It's a great way for both boys and girls to start TOILET TRAINING! When finished, just flush down the toilet.
Bet the Bigs guys will like em too.
Make TOILET TRAINING a fun and easy game for all! Use Sinkem fun shapes to encourage your toddler to start TOILET TRAINING today! Start TOILET TRAINING with Sinkems and you will find your toddler excited and motivated to use the toilet again and again!
The Sinkems' method uses a common sense approach to toilet training; which is to engage your child through parental coaching in a fun game of "Sink the Boat"... "Watch your Aim!... "Great Job!" Proud of his or her accomplishments, your child will have taken the first step toward being toilet trained...all in a few short lessons!
Sinkems fun shapes are made from a patented, dissolving, non-toxic and biodegradable septic-tank safe material. Simply place one fun shape in the toilet or potty and encourage your toddler to sink'em! It's a great way for both boys and girls to start TOILET TRAINING! When finished, just flush down the toilet.
Bet the Bigs guys will like em too.
ROFL
you're forgiven queenie
you're forgiven queenie
uhm, got a pic of that btw? 
i'm THIS close to merging this thread with my babe thread 
Nothing like dropping the kids off @ the pool while reading the Sunday funnies man!!
Oh please, going from bad to worse. 
LOL
And just to stay on topic Adhesive.
http://www.sinkems.com/index.html
LOLAnd just to stay on topic Adhesive.
http://www.sinkems.com/index.html
YES!!!! It has been resurrected from the dead!!! Must search for toilet stuff....
Toilette humor, Hmmmmmmm.
This could degenerate in a hurry.
Maybe I'll read back in the thread a bit to see just what quality of degenerates we have here.
I'll be back after I have perused the archives.
This could degenerate in a hurry.
Maybe I'll read back in the thread a bit to see just what quality of degenerates we have here.
I'll be back after I have perused the archives.
QUOTE(bull @ Nov 21 2003, 10:14 PM)
YES!!!! It has been resurrected from the dead!!! Must search for toilet stuff....
nono.. it will never die. it's just resting, maturing from time to time
Well I'll be nice.
Tinkle-Tinkle a little flick
Tinkle-Tinkle a little flick
it's back
biblical toilets. from around the time parts of first testament was written. moses shat too appearently
biblical toilets. from around the time parts of first testament was written. moses shat too appearently
Glad to see its impossible to flush this subject away
It's back - like a floater that won't go down!
For all you rednecks out there, I present: The Bumper Dumper...
For all you rednecks out there, I present: The Bumper Dumper...
Anyone ever had a REALLY HOT curry.....
not recommended.
went into pisser last night... what a noise...if people are going to have sex in the toilet...do it in the girls its cleaner
and keep it down
and keep it down
YAY!!! It's back!!!
Does a bear sh!t in the woods?
Not if he's got his own potty...
Not if he's got his own potty...
QUOTE(wdoll @ Apr 12 2004, 12:48 AM)
Does a bear sh!t in the woods?
Not if he's got his own potty...
Not if he's got his own potty...
LOL!! Great post Bull!
Sounds about right Bull.... 
Bumpety Bump
Couldn't decide to put it here or in the mods section.
My new office chair.
For the hearing impaired...
Getting the ol' swirly!!!
Quality Pics
Toilet problems on tilting trains
A fleet of tilting trains is to be modified after toilets were found to be prone to overflows and blockages.
The problem was found on Virgin Trains' new Pendolino trains, used on the West Coast Mainline.
Alstom, the manufacturers of the state-of-the-art rolling stock, is now working to solve the problem.
Sir Richard Branson's £600m fleet will travel at 125mph, and reduce the journey time from London to the North West of England and Scotland.
A Virgin Rail spokesman said: "We have identified the problem and hope the work will be complete before the new timetable comes into effect on 27 September."
A fleet of tilting trains is to be modified after toilets were found to be prone to overflows and blockages.
The problem was found on Virgin Trains' new Pendolino trains, used on the West Coast Mainline.
Alstom, the manufacturers of the state-of-the-art rolling stock, is now working to solve the problem.
Sir Richard Branson's £600m fleet will travel at 125mph, and reduce the journey time from London to the North West of England and Scotland.
A Virgin Rail spokesman said: "We have identified the problem and hope the work will be complete before the new timetable comes into effect on 27 September."
Just been to toilet ... and damn do i feel better
HOW TO CLEAN THE TOILET
1. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and put both lids up.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. (You may need to stand on the lid.) The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. (Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.)
4. Flush the toilet three or four times. (This provides a " power-wash" and "rinse".)
5. Have someone open the door to the outside (Be sure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.)
6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
7. The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself off. The toilet will be sparkling clean!
1. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and put both lids up.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. (You may need to stand on the lid.) The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. (Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.)
4. Flush the toilet three or four times. (This provides a " power-wash" and "rinse".)
5. Have someone open the door to the outside (Be sure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.)
6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
7. The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself off. The toilet will be sparkling clean!
The birth of creativity!
beeing a man i would just walk accross and grab paper
if carnt be arsed pull up pants..... womans job to clean
if carnt be arsed pull up pants..... womans job to clean
AMEN!!!BOB!!!!AMEN!!!!!
Angry toilet...
Toilet Snorkel
From the Patently Absurd Inventions Archive
Actual Patent Illustration - All Inventions Hold Real USA Patents
Toilet Snorkel
US Patent Issued In 1982
What exactly is this man doing? Communicating with his neighbors using his new Toilet Phone? Blowing up his Inflatable Toilet? Or is he simple blowing bubbles? Well the correct answer is None of the Above. This guy is using the new breath easy, Toilet Snorkel, formulated to provide a fresh air source during fires in high rise buildings.
In most fires, it's the smoke that will get you, and a source of fresh air can be a life saver. So our inventor designed a way to snake a snorkel through the zigs and zags of your toilet, so you can breath sewer air instead of smoke. Here's our question... couldn't he have, just as easily, invented the Faucet Snorkel instead?
From the Patently Absurd Inventions Archive
Actual Patent Illustration - All Inventions Hold Real USA Patents
Toilet Snorkel
US Patent Issued In 1982
What exactly is this man doing? Communicating with his neighbors using his new Toilet Phone? Blowing up his Inflatable Toilet? Or is he simple blowing bubbles? Well the correct answer is None of the Above. This guy is using the new breath easy, Toilet Snorkel, formulated to provide a fresh air source during fires in high rise buildings.
In most fires, it's the smoke that will get you, and a source of fresh air can be a life saver. So our inventor designed a way to snake a snorkel through the zigs and zags of your toilet, so you can breath sewer air instead of smoke. Here's our question... couldn't he have, just as easily, invented the Faucet Snorkel instead?
Owning a hardware store reveals many things that leave me scratching my head. Take the humble flush lever found on most all toilets. I have never personally broken one in 50iiiieeee, well a lot of years. Why is it then that I sell between 8 and 10 new flushlevers a month. Are people in such a hurry to get rid of their deposit that they slam-dunk the lever or do they just give it a kick so as not to look at the mess. I can't imagine the emotion that gets this little guy broke but it happens with regularity.
MP3 toilet
Personally, I prefer the company of a Gary Larson compendium or an aspirational Sunday supplement when I'm on the loo, but if music is more your thing when you're doing your thing you might want to head over to Japan where they've just brought out this MP3-playing lav. There's an SD slot for adding your favourite toilet-friendly tunes, leaving you to decide if you need tracks of Bohemian Rhapsody scale proportions, or something altogether zippier like a Lemonheads track, or "Happy Birthday To You". Either way there's some unaddressed fibre issues you might want to look into. Check the video here
Personally, I prefer the company of a Gary Larson compendium or an aspirational Sunday supplement when I'm on the loo, but if music is more your thing when you're doing your thing you might want to head over to Japan where they've just brought out this MP3-playing lav. There's an SD slot for adding your favourite toilet-friendly tunes, leaving you to decide if you need tracks of Bohemian Rhapsody scale proportions, or something altogether zippier like a Lemonheads track, or "Happy Birthday To You". Either way there's some unaddressed fibre issues you might want to look into. Check the video here
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