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Kingbob
sanitouch

odie
QUOTE(Kingbob @ Nov 21 2003, 10:52 AM)
QUOTE(odie @ Nov 21 2003, 04:51 PM)
You know bob, queen is going to spank your ass for ressurecting this thread...

good job  thumbup1.gif

it had to be done... i saw some ones post was it urs? about things that get u going and thought about this thread icon_mrgreen.gif

icon_redface.gif guilty...
Kingbob
adhesive
http://www.toiletmuseum.com/
Kingbob
queen bw
QUOTE(adhesive @ Nov 21 2003, 10:17 AM)
stay on topic please

Sorry but it had to be done. Don't worry, he will live to post another toilet. icon_rolleyes.gif


Am I forgiven Adhesive?
adhesive
QUOTE(queen bw @ Nov 21 2003, 06:35 PM)
Sorry but it had to be done. Don't worry, he will live to post another toilet. icon_rolleyes.gif


Am I forgiven Adhesive?

not until you start posting toilet-related material icon_twisted.gif
queen bw
This is cruel and unusual punishment, Adhesive!!!! Making me do this.


Make TOILET TRAINING a fun and easy game for all! Use Sinkem fun shapes to encourage your toddler to start TOILET TRAINING today! Start TOILET TRAINING with Sinkems and you will find your toddler excited and motivated to use the toilet again and again!

The Sinkems' method uses a common sense approach to toilet training; which is to engage your child through parental coaching in a fun game of "Sink the Boat"... "Watch your Aim!... "Great Job!" Proud of his or her accomplishments, your child will have taken the first step toward being toilet trained...all in a few short lessons!

Sinkems fun shapes are made from a patented, dissolving, non-toxic and biodegradable septic-tank safe material. Simply place one fun shape in the toilet or potty and encourage your toddler to sink'em! It's a great way for both boys and girls to start TOILET TRAINING! When finished, just flush down the toilet.

Bet the Bigs guys will like em too. icon_wink.gif
adhesive
ROFL

you're forgiven queenie icon_lol.gif
adhesive
uhm, got a pic of that btw? whistling.gif
Lord Leveau
i'm THIS close to merging this thread with my babe thread yes.gif

RaisinCain
Nothing like dropping the kids off @ the pool while reading the Sunday funnies man!!
queen bw
Oh please, going from bad to worse. icon_razz.gif LOL

And just to stay on topic Adhesive. icon_wink.gif

http://www.sinkems.com/index.html
bull
YES!!!! It has been resurrected from the dead!!! Must search for toilet stuff.... thumbup1.gif
marcus
Toilette humor, Hmmmmmmm.
This could degenerate in a hurry.
Maybe I'll read back in the thread a bit to see just what quality of degenerates we have here.
I'll be back after I have perused the archives.
Lord Leveau
QUOTE(bull @ Nov 21 2003, 10:14 PM)
YES!!!! It has been resurrected from the dead!!! Must search for toilet stuff.... thumbup1.gif

nono.. it will never die. it's just resting, maturing from time to time chef.gif
marcus
Well I'll be nice.
Tinkle-Tinkle a little flick
Lord Leveau
it's back icon_twisted.gif

biblical toilets. from around the time parts of first testament was written. moses shat too appearently

Jason
Glad to see its impossible to flush this subject away thumbup1.gif
Mister 4x4
It's back - like a floater that won't go down!

For all you rednecks out there, I present: The Bumper Dumper...

fubar


Anyone ever had a REALLY HOT curry.....

not recommended.
Jason
I present the History of the Toilet :

http://www.sulabhtoiletmuseum.org/pg02.htm
Kingbob
went into pisser last night... what a noise...if people are going to have sex in the toilet...do it in the girls its cleaner
and keep it down
Kingbob
MAKE A USB TURD.
Jason
QUOTE(Kingbob @ Apr 8 2004, 07:38 PM)

Make good Christmas decorations thumbup1.gif

Mister 4x4
YAY!!! It's back!!!
Demon
Does a bear sh!t in the woods?

Not if he's got his own potty...

Jason
QUOTE(wdoll @ Apr 12 2004, 12:48 AM)
Does a bear sh!t in the woods?

Not if he's got his own potty...


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queen bw
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! wallbash.gif icon_razz.gif



oh and Adhesive.... My Webpage
bull
Ciggie
LOL!! Great post Bull!
cswchan
Sounds about right Bull.... wallbash.gif
Jason
Bumpety Bump icon_mrgreen.gif
bull


Couldn't decide to put it here or in the mods section. icon_wink.gif
bull
My new office chair.


bull
For the hearing impaired...

bull
Getting the ol' swirly!!! thumbup1.gif

Jason
Quality Pics thumbup1.gif
Kingbob
Toilet problems on tilting trains

A fleet of tilting trains is to be modified after toilets were found to be prone to overflows and blockages.
The problem was found on Virgin Trains' new Pendolino trains, used on the West Coast Mainline.

Alstom, the manufacturers of the state-of-the-art rolling stock, is now working to solve the problem.

Sir Richard Branson's £600m fleet will travel at 125mph, and reduce the journey time from London to the North West of England and Scotland.


A Virgin Rail spokesman said: "We have identified the problem and hope the work will be complete before the new timetable comes into effect on 27 September."
Kingbob
Just been to toilet ... and damn do i feel better
pappy177
HOW TO CLEAN THE TOILET

1. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and put both lids up.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. (You may need to stand on the lid.) The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. (Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.)

4. Flush the toilet three or four times. (This provides a " power-wash" and "rinse".)

5. Have someone open the door to the outside (Be sure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.)

6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

7. The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself off. The toilet will be sparkling clean!
Kingbob
Japanese toilet anyone?
Dragonfly


The birth of creativity! yes.gif
Kingbob
beeing a man i would just walk accross and grab paper

if carnt be arsed pull up pants..... womans job to clean
uNtOldPAIN
AMEN!!!BOB!!!!AMEN!!!!!
bull
Angry toilet...

Dragonfly
Toilet Snorkel
From the Patently Absurd Inventions Archive


Actual Patent Illustration - All Inventions Hold Real USA Patents











Toilet Snorkel
US Patent Issued In 1982

What exactly is this man doing? Communicating with his neighbors using his new Toilet Phone? Blowing up his Inflatable Toilet? Or is he simple blowing bubbles? Well the correct answer is None of the Above. This guy is using the new breath easy, Toilet Snorkel, formulated to provide a fresh air source during fires in high rise buildings.

In most fires, it's the smoke that will get you, and a source of fresh air can be a life saver. So our inventor designed a way to snake a snorkel through the zigs and zags of your toilet, so you can breath sewer air instead of smoke. Here's our question... couldn't he have, just as easily, invented the Faucet Snorkel instead?
pappysbro
Owning a hardware store reveals many things that leave me scratching my head. Take the humble flush lever found on most all toilets. I have never personally broken one in 50iiiieeee, well a lot of years. Why is it then that I sell between 8 and 10 new flushlevers a month. Are people in such a hurry to get rid of their deposit that they slam-dunk the lever or do they just give it a kick so as not to look at the mess. I can't imagine the emotion that gets this little guy broke but it happens with regularity.
Kingbob
MP3 toilet

Personally, I prefer the company of a Gary Larson compendium or an aspirational Sunday supplement when I'm on the loo, but if music is more your thing when you're doing your thing you might want to head over to Japan where they've just brought out this MP3-playing lav. There's an SD slot for adding your favourite toilet-friendly tunes, leaving you to decide if you need tracks of Bohemian Rhapsody scale proportions, or something altogether zippier like a Lemonheads track, or "Happy Birthday To You". Either way there's some unaddressed fibre issues you might want to look into. Check the video here
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